Behind Every Successful Man Is A Woman,

Groucho: You Know I Think You're The Most Beautiful Woman In The World? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, But I Don't Mind Lying If It Gets Me Somewhere.

There Is No Sweeter Sound Than The Crumbling Of One's Fellow Man.

I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It.

I Don’t Have A Photograph, But You Can Have My Footprints. They’re Upstairs In My Socks.

Why Should I Care About Posterity? What's Posterity Ever Done For Me?