Bel Air, I Am Convinced, Was Laid

Heifer Cow Is Better Than None, But This Is No Time For Puns

A Black Cat Crossing Your Path Signifies That The Animal Is Going Somewhere.

She's So In Love With Me, She Doesn't Know Anything. That's Why She's In Love With Me.

Anyone Buying This Book Is Going To Be Out A Tidy Sum If He Is Sucked In By The Title. I Wish I Could Write A Real Sexy Book That Would Be Barred From The Mails. Apparently Nothing Whets A Reader's Appetite For Literature More Than The News That The Author Has Been Thrown Into A Federal Pokey For Disturbing The Libido Of Millions Of Americans.

Since My Daughter Is Only Half-jewish, Could She Go In The Water Up To Her Knees?