Bel Air, I Am Convinced, Was Laid

The Months Before My Son Was Born, I Used To Yell From Night To Morn, 'whatever It Is, I'm Against It! No Matter What It Is Or Who Commenced It, I'm Against It!'

I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book.

You're The Most Beautiful Woman I've Ever Seen, And That's Not Saying Much For You

Money Frees You From Doing Things You Dislike. Since I Dislike Doing Nearly Everything, Money Is Handy.

And Stop Pointing That Beard At Me, It Might Go Off!