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Before Marriage, A Man Declares That He Would Lay Down His Life To Serve You; After Marriage, He Won't Even Lay Down His Newspaper To Talk To You.

What A Man Calls His 'conscience' Is Merely The Mental Action That Follows A Sentimental Reaction After Too Much Wine Or Love.

The Woman Who Appeals To A Man's Vanity May Stimulate Him, The Woman Who Appeals To His Heart May Attract Him, But It Is The Woman Who Appeals To His Imagination Who Gets Him.

The Dollar Sign Is The Only Sign In Which The Modern Man Appears To Have Any Real Faith.

To Be Happy With A Man You Must Understand Him A Lot And Love Him A Little. To Be Happy With A Woman You Must Love Her A Lot And Not Try To Understand Her At All.