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Matrimony Is The Price Of Love -- Divorce, The Rebate.

Estimated From A Wife's Experience, The Average Man Spends Fully One-quarter Of His Life In Looking For His Shoes.

Telling Lies Is A Fault In A Boy, An Art In A Lover, An Accomplishment In A Bachelor, And Second-nature In A Married Man.

A Man's Heart May Have A Secret Sanctuary Where Only One Woman May Enter, But It Is Full Of Little Anterooms Which Are Seldom Vacant.

Changing Husbands Is About As Satisfactory As Changing A Bundle From One Hand To The Other; It Gives You Only Temporary Relief.