Book Tours Are Like Boot Camp But

If You Like My Novels, I Commend Your Good Taste.

I'm Beginning To Feel That The Real Endangered Species On Planet Earth Are Not The Whales And The Elephants But Those Of Us Who Can Laugh At The World And Ourselves. ... I Fear The Dry Turn Of The American Mind, This Focus On The Literal, As Much As I Fear Our Capacity For Self-destruction. We've Become Hagridden By Facts, Obsessed With Product Instead Of Process. Where's The Energetic Wit, The Looney Outlook, The Frivolity, The Lightness Of Comforting Laughter? It Has Become Fashionable To Know And Unfashionable To Feel, And You Can't Really Laugh If You Can't Feel.

One Of The Keys To Happiness Is A Bad Memory.

Show Me A Writer, Any Writer, Who Hasn't Suffered And I'll Show You Someone Who Writes In Pastels As Opposed To Primary Colors.

An Army Of Lovers Shall Not Fail.