Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why

Me And My Dad Used To Play Tag, He'd Drive!

My Sex Life Is Terrible; My Wife Put A Mirror Over The Dog's Bed. Actually She Did Put A Mirror Over Our Bed. She Says She Likes To Watch Herself Laugh.

My Wife Isn't Very Bright. The Other Day She Was At The Store, And Just As She Was Heading For Our Car, Someone Stole It! I Said, "did You See The Guy That Did It?" She Said, "no, But I Got The License Plate."

I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop Aging, He Gave Me A Gun!

When My Parents Got Divorced, There Was A Custody Fight Over Me. ... And No One Showed Up.