Boys Will Be Boys, And So Will

Nothing Is As Irritating As The Fellow Who Chats Pleasantly While He's Overcharging You.

Men Are Not Punished For Their Sins, But By Them.

After A Fellow Gets Famous It Doesn't Take Long For Someone To Bob Up That Used To Sit By Him In School.

Everything Comes To Him Who Waits, Except A Loaned Book.

Gossip Is Vice Enjoyed Vicariously - The Sweet, Subtle Satisfaction Without The Risk.