Buried My Wife The Other Day. Had

California Is The Only State In The Union Where You Can Fall Asleep Under A Rose Bush In Full Bloom And Freeze To Death.

The Two-headed Boy In The Circus Never Had Such A Headache.

A Man Who's Intoxicated All The Time Doesn't Need Sympathy.

It Was A Marriage Of Convenience, As My Father Had A Blister On His Big Toe And Couldn't Travel Far To Find A Girl.

Never Work With Animals Or Children.