By The Time I Am Howard's Age

Jason Alexander Is A Committed Actor, He Went From Working On A Show About Nothing To Actually Doing Nothing.

I Snorted Heroin Once By Accident. It Was Amazing. But Kids, Don't Snort Heroin. It's Too Good.

It's A Life Of Five-card Draw, And You Know What? When God Asked Me - I'm Fine With The Card I Got. I'm Gonna Play This.

When Political Correctness First Started Coming Around, It Ruined Andrew Dice Clay And Eddie Murphy's Stand-up Career. Sam Kinison Died At Just The Right Time, 'cause No One Was Going To Tolerate What He Was Saying Anymore Either.

I'm Not Going To Lie To You Fellas, I've Been Drinking