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Success Is The Enemy Of Comedy.

A Two-year-old Is Kind Of Like Having A Blender, But You Don't Have A Top For It.

Folks Who Go Through The Tabloids Ought To Have To Be Lied To.

Cremation Has Become The Most Popular Form Of Burial In The United States... People Used To Want A Big, Thick Granite Stone, Their Names Carved Into With A Chisel. I Was Here Dammit! Cremation Is Like You're Trying To Cover Up A Crime. Burn The Body. Scatter The Ashes Around. As Far As Anyone's Concerned This Whole Thing Never Happened.

You Can Be Passionate About Anything.