Cats Are A Waste Of Fur.

Men Do Cry, But Only When Assembling Furniture.

I Can See Close Up And My Husband Can See Far Away, So We're Covered. He Tells Me Who's In The Movie And I Tell Him What's In His Sandwich. Together We're Human Bifocals.

When Four Or More Men Get Together, They Talk About Sports.

I'm Not Sure If My Husband Is Going To Be There When I Actually Have The Baby. He Said The Only Way He's Going To Be In The Room When There's A Delivery Is If There's A Pizza Involved.

I Know I Want To Have Children While My Parents Are Still Young Enough To Take Care Of Them.