Certain Things Should Be Yours To Have

If You Can See The Handwriting On The Wall... You're On The Toilet.

Certain Things Should Be Yours To Have When You Work Your Way To The Top.

Hey! Leave The Door Open Will Ya? The Flies Haven't Been Out All Day.

The Food Here Is So Tasteless You Could Eat A Meal Of It And Belch And It Wouldn't Remind You Of Anything.

I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Drink Or Do Drugs. Because Someday They're Going To Be In A Hospital Bed, Dying, And They Won't Know Why.