Change Is Such Hard Work.

I'm A Sucker For A Free Tuxedo.

[i Did Impressions] Of Relatives Because I Heard So Many Different Sounds. My Dad Was In The Music Business And Of Course My Uncle Was A Giant [music Producer], But My Dad In Particular Had The House Filled With These Dixieland Jazz Stars.

The Passion Of The Christ Opened Up On Ash Wednesday, Had A Good Friday.

Since I Was A Kid, Every Thanksgiving Growing Up In New York, We Always Watched 'the March Of The Wooden Soldiers' By Laurel And Hardy. Never Miss It.

At Some Point I Stopped Stand-up Because I Didn't Have Something To Say On A Nightly Basis.