Christina Can Sing All The Notes, But

There Will Be A Guy In A Yellow Poncho, His Name Is Hank, He Will Take You To The Whopper Lair.

There Were Times, Earlier In My Career, Where I Didn't Have The Wherewithal To Self-edit, And I Probably Said Things And Pushed The Limits To Places Where People Might Be Put Off. But That's Truly Part Of Developing As An Artist.

We Never Had A Pool, Right. So One Summer, I Remember. My Dad, To Make Me Happy. You Know I Was Bummed Out Cause We Didn't Have The Pool. So One Summer He Bought Us This Thing. It Was Yellow, You Laid It On The Lawn, Sprayed It With The Water, Run Across. Slip N' Slide. Yeah. Would Have Been Fun If Dad Checked For Rocks Before He Laid It Down! Slip N' Bleed From The Anus They Should Have Called This Ride.

I Can't Do Anything! I Can't Even Have An English Muffin!

You Are The Director Of Your Own Life Story. Don't Cast Idiots Or People Will Walk Out During Your 2nd Act.