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Really Good Comedians, You Know, When They Go On Stage, They Don't Really Care What The Audience - They're Fearless, You Know? They're So Comfortable That They Don't Care. They Don't Have That Neediness Where They Need The Laughs.

Everyone's First Thought Is "these Women Are Going To Take Advantage Of You" Or "someone's Only Going To Date You Because You're Famous." That Stuff's Not Really An Issue Because That's Super-easy To See Through.

Most People Would Say 'the Deets', But I Say 'the Tails'. Just Another Example Of Innovation.

I'm In A Situation With This Girl That's As Hopeless As Overthrowing The Bush Administration.

The Four Sweetest Words In The English Language — 'you Wore Me Down.'