Comedy Holds The Greatest Risk For An

You Know I Have About The Same Interest In Jewelry As I Have In Politics, Horse Racing, Modern Poetry, And Women Who Need Weird Excitement – None.

Ah, Beware Of Snobbery; It Is The Unwelcome Recognition Of One's Own Past Failings.

It`s Important To Know Where You`ve Come From So That You Can Know Where You`re Going. I Probably Chose My Profession Because I Was Seeking Approval, Adulation, Admiration And Affection.

I Really Am A Happy, Amusing Fellow At Heart. Trouble Is I Seem The Only One Left.

I Have No Plans To Write An Autobiography, I Will Leave That To Others. I'm Sure They Will Turn Me Into A Homosexual Or A Nazi Spy Or Something Else.