Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than

Doctors Bury Their Mistakes, But Mine Are Still On Scholarship.

The Trouble With Retirement Is That You Never Get A Day Off.

They Wanted To Buy Out My Contract, But I Couldn't Make Change For A $20, So They Had To Let Me Stay.

Hell No. When I Die I Want To Be Sick.

Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than Anybody.