Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.

I Don't Have Any Tricky Plays. I'd Rather Have Tricky Players.

If I Make A Set Of Rules, Then A Guy Goes Out And Steals An Airplane. He Comes Back And Says, 'it Wasn't In The Rules.'

You May Be Big In New York, But In Walters, Oklahoma, You're Nobody.

I Don't Understand These New Coaches Who Don't Drink. What Do They Do When They Get Beat?