Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than

You Mean In The State?

Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than Anybody.

You Always Catch The Wrong Players.

They Wanted To Buy Out My Contract, But I Couldn't Make Change For A $20, So They Had To Let Me Stay.

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.