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Dogs And Cats Get Put To Sleep; Hogs And Cows Get Slaughtered.
-George Carlin
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Dogs And Cats Get Put To Sleep;
George Carlin
Dogs And Cats Get Put To Sleep; Hogs And Cows Get Slaughtered.
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