Don't Die Like I Did.

There Isn't A Single Player I Would Pay To Watch. A Great Entertainer Needs To Have Charisma.

In 1969 I Gave Up Women And Alcohol - It Was The Worst 20 Minutes Of My Life.

They Say Paul Gascoigne Is The New George Best But Has He Shagged Three Miss Worlds?

I Was Ill, And Everyone Could See It But Me.

I Used To Go Missing A Lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.