There Isn't A Single Player I Would

I'd Have To Be Superman To Do Some Of The Things I'm Supposed To Have Done, I've Been At Six Different Places At Six Different Times.

They Say Paul Gascoigne Is The New George Best But Has He Shagged Three Miss Worlds?

Robert Redford Used To Be Such A Handsome Man And Now Look At Him: Everything Has Dropped, Expanded And Turned A Funny Color.

My One Big Regret Is That I Didn’t Play On For 10 More Years.

They Told Me I Wouldn't Make 25. Then It Was 35, Then 45. These Were My Doctors Speaking - They're All Dead Now.