Don't Look Back. Something Might Be Gaining

I Was Born In August, No July, 1908.

The Only Change Is That Baseball Has Turned Paige From A Second Class Citizen To A Second Class Immortal.

Avoid Fried Foods, Which Angry Up The Blood.

With Women You Don't Have To Talk Your Head Off. You Just Say A Word And Let Them Fill In From There.

Throw High Risers At The Chin; Throw Peas At The Knees; Throw It Here When They're Lookin' There; Throw It There When They're Lookin' Here.