Don't Pray When It Rains If You

I Used To Feel So Bad Before I Got To The Clubhouse, I Didn't Know What To Do. But When I Put That Ballsuit On, I Don't Know Where I Got The Spark To Save My Life.

When They Treat You Bad, You Just Got To Take Care Of Your Pride, No Matter What.

Smile Well And Often, It Makes People Wonder What You've Been Up To.

With Women You Don't Have To Talk Your Head Off. You Just Say A Word And Let Them Fill In From There.

You Gotta Keep The Ball Off The Fat Part Of The Bat.