You Gotta Keep The Ball Off The

Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.

My Feet Ain't Got Nothing To Do With My Nickname, But When Folks Get It In Their Heads That A Feller's Got Big Feet, Soon The Feet Start Looking Big.

What's Scary In Life Is Not What People Know (or Don't Know), But What They Know That Ain't So.

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

I Ain't Ever Had A Job, I Just Always Played Baseball.