You Gotta Keep The Ball Off The

I Ain't Ever Had A Job, I Just Always Played Baseball.

Don't Look Back. Something Might Be Gaining On You.

One Time He (cool Papa Bell) Hit A Line Drive Right Past My Ear. I Turned Around And Saw The Ball Hit His Ass Sliding Into Second.

My Feet Ain't Got Nothing To Do With My Nickname, But When Folks Get It In Their Heads That A Feller's Got Big Feet, Soon The Feet Start Looking Big.

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.