I've Said It Once And I'll Say

I Got A Curve So Sneaky It Might Be Your Daddy.

Avoid Fried Meats Which Angry Up The Blood. If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts. Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move. Go Very Light On The Vices, Such As Carrying On In Society. The Social Ramble Ain't Restful. Avoid Running At All Times. Don't Look Back. Something Might Be Gaining On You.

Airplanes May Kill You, But They Ain't Likely To Hurt You.

I May Not Be The Bestest Pitcher In The World, But I Sure Out-cutes 'em.

If You Tell A Lie, Always Rehearse It. If It Don't Sound Good To You, It Won't Sound Good To Anybody.