I've Said It Once And I'll Say

How Old Would You Be If You Didn't Know How Old You Are?

One Time He (cool Papa Bell) Hit A Line Drive Right Past My Ear. I Turned Around And Saw The Ball Hit His Ass Sliding Into Second.

Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.

Smile Well And Often, It Makes People Wonder What You've Been Up To.

Sometimes You Win, Sometimes You Lose, Sometimes You Get Rained Out.