Ego: The Only Thing That Can Keep

A Hamburger By Any Other Name Costs Twice As Much.

All Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy - And Jill A Wealthy Widow.

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.

A Dollar Saved Is A Dollar Earned But Seldom Vice Versa.

There's Only One Thing Worse Than To Live Without Working, And That Is To Work Without Living.