Equations Are The Devil's Sentences.

I Used To Make Up Stuff In My Bio All The Time, That I Used To Be A Professional Ice-skater And Stuff Like That. I Found It So Inspirational. Why Not Make Myself Cooler Than I Am?

Odyssey Dawn? That's Not A Military Operation. That's A Carnival Cruise Ship.

Luckily, A Recent Survey Published In The American Sociological Review Revealed That Atheists Are The Least Trusted Group In America—less Trusted, Even, Than Homosexuals. It Makes Sense At Least We Trust The Homosexuals With Our Hair.

Love Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry. That's Why I Never Apologize To My Mirror.

If Germans Are Happy It Means Everyone Else Is Miserable.