Every Book Is A Children's Book If

Why Is Cloud 9 So Amazing? What Is Wrong With Cloud 8? That Joke Came Off The Top Of My Head, And The Top Of My Head Ain't Funny!

Dogs Are Forever In The Push Up Postion.

When You Put Listerine In Your Mouth, It Hurts. Germs Do Not Go Quietly.

I Wish My Name Was Brian Because Maybe Sometimes People Would Misspell My Name And Call Me Brain. That's Like A Free Compliment And You Don't Even Gotta Be Smart To Notice It.

If You Find Yourself Lost In The Woods, Build A House. "well, I Was Lost, But Now I Live Here!"