Every Man Should Be Allowed To Love

I Will Be Brief. Not Nearly So Brief As Salvador Dali, Who Gave The World's Shortest Speech. He Said I Will Be So Brief I Have Already Finished, And He Sat Down.

A Man Who Makes A One-dollar Profit On His Expense Account Is Dishonest. A Man Who Loses Five Cents On One Is A Damned Fool.

Every Man Should Be Allowed To Love Two Cities, His Own And San Francisco

Perhaps No Mightier Conflict Of Mind Occurs Ever Again In A Lifetime Than That First Decision To Unseat One's Own Tooth.

The Best Way To Become A Successful Writer Is To Read Good Writing, Remember It, And Then Forget Where You Remember It From.