Every Song That I Play I Wrote

Just Because You Sell Lots Of Records It Doesn't Mean To Say You're Any Good. Look At Phil Collins.

Chart Positions Are For People With Manbags Who Get To Work At 11 A.m. Because They've Been At A Digital Meeting.

No Matter How Much You Sit There Twiddling, Going, 'we're All Doomed', At The End Of The Day People Will Always Want To Hear You Play Creep. Get Over It.

You Have To Make The Effort With Children. You Can't Have Them Thinking That I Reckon I'm Special, Otherwise They'll Start Thinking They're Special. I Want Them To Feel Normal For As Long As Possible Because God Knows They'll Reach An Age When They'll Be Told They're Not.

With Every Song That I Write, I Compare It To The Beatles. The Thing Is, They Only Got There Before Me. If I'd Been Born At The Same Time As John Lennon, I'd Have Been Up There.