Every Time I Go And Shave, I

You Should Never Tell Someone They Have A Nice Dimple, Because Maybe They Were Shot In The Face With A Bb Gun.

If I Had A Dollar For Every Time I Said That, I'd Be Making Money In A Very Weird Way.

I Like Kinko's, Because They're Open 24 Hours. If It's 5 Am And I Decide I Need Two Of Something, I'm Covered! Sometimes I Wake Up In The Middle Of The Night In A Cold Sweat, And Then I Think, "oh, Yeah. Kinko's. No Problem. That Will Not Remain Singular."

Why Is Cloud 9 So Amazing? What Is Wrong With Cloud 8?

I Saw A Human Pyramid Once. It Was Very Unnecessary. It Did Not Need To Exist.