Every Time I See Peter Falk In

When You're In @#*!#-ing Hell, Your Forehead Can Feel A Wee Bit Feverish. (by The Way, That's The Way My Wife Actually Curses. She Doesn't Use Dirty Words; She'll Literally Say "asterisk, Pound Sign, Exclamation Point, The-letter-'a'-with-a-circle-around-it, Asterisk, Asterisk, Asterisk.")

Happiness Is The Quiet Lull Between Problems.

I Used To Walk Into A Party And Scan The Room For Attractive Women. Now I Look For Women To Hold My Baby So I Can Eat Potato Salad Sitting Down.

The Most Used Appliance In Our House Is My 10-year-old Son Leon's Xbox.

But The Two Of Them Together, Broke My Heart. Olympia And Peter, Those Scenes... When They're Kissing In Their 20s And Then Kissing In Their 70s, That's What It Is. And They Had Never Met Five Minutes Before They Shot Those Scenes.