Every Town Has The Same Two Malls:

You Don't Pay Taxes; They Take Them From Your Check. That's Not A Payment - That's A 'jack.

If Bill Gates Woke Up With Oprah's Money He'd Jump Out The Window.

A Black Christian Is Like A Black Person With No Memory.

No Matter What Kind Of Backgrounds Two Men Are From, If You Go, 'hey, Man, Women Are Crazy,' You've Got A Friend.

Standup Comedians Are Attracted To One Another Because Of Their Faults. So We're All Kind Of Messed Up In The Same Way, And Once I Was Around A Group Of People That Saw The World In A Different Way, It's Like This Is Where I Need To Be.