Everywhere Outside New York City Is Bridgeport,

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People, And The Minds That Control It Are So Small That You Could Put Them In A Gnat's Navel With Room Left Over For Two Caraway Seeds And An Agent's Heart.

If Criticism Had Any Power To Harm, The Skunk Would Be Extinct By Now.

What's On Your Mind, If You Will Allow The Overstatement.

Hanging Is Too Good For A Man Who Makes Puns; He Should Be Drawn And Quoted.

I Can't Understand Why A Person Will Take A Year To Write A Novel When He Can Easily Buy One For A Few Dollars.