Faith Is To The Human What Sand

There Are Never Enough I Love You's.

Children Ought To Watch Pornographic Movies: It's Healthier Than Learning About Sex From Hollywood.

You Know There's No Crooked Politicians. There's Never A Lie Because There Is Never Any Truth.

All My Humor Is Based Upon Destruction And Despair. If The Whole World Were Tranquil, Without Disease And Violence, I’d Be Standing On The Breadline Right In Back Of J. Edgar Hoover.

Once You Take Away The Struggle For Food, Clothing And Shelter, Work Is The One Four Letter Word That Offends Everyone.