Forty For You, Sixty For Me. And

You Have To Do More Than Just Kill Time Or Time Will Quickly Kill You.

[on Plastic Surgery:] My Motto Is: 'anything That Can Be Lifted Should Be Lifted. Anything That Falls Should Be Caught. And Try To Catch Any Falling Stuff Before It Hits The Ground.

Edgar Had A Heart Attack, And I'm To Blame. We Were Making Love, And I Took The Bag Off My Head.

At My Age An Affair Of The Heart Is A Bypass!

I Don't Think There'd Be A Tina Fey Now If I Hadn't Tried To Look Good In The Beginning.