Forty For You, Sixty For Me. And

If You're Saying The Same Line 10 Times And Making It Look Like You Just Came Up With It, That's Acting.

I Felt A Comedy Ego Beginning To Grow, Which Gave Me The Courage To Begin Tentatively Looking Into Myself For Material.

With This Face, I Need All The Deals I Can Get.

I Have So Little Sex Appeal That My Gynecologist Calls Me "sir."

Life Is Hard. And We Better Laugh At Everything, Otherwise We're Going Down The Tube.