Frog, N. A Reptile With Edible Legs

Apothecary, N. The Physician's Accomplice, Undertaker's Benefactor And Grave Worm's Provider

Monkey, N. An Arboreal Animal Which Makes Itself At Home In Genealogical Trees.

Homicide, /n./ The Slaying Of One Human By Another. There Are Four Kinds Of Homicide: Felonious, Excusable, Justifiable, And Praiseworthy, But It Makes No Great Difference To The Person Slain Whether He Died By One Kind Or Another - The Classification Is For The Advantage Of The Lawyers.

Truth - An Ingenious Compound Of Desirability And Appearance.

Love: A Temporary Insanity Curable By Marriage.