Funny Songs, That’s My Ticket. I Can’t

I Remember I Prayed To God. I Was Like, "just Let Me Be On Tv." Let My Friends See Me On Tv In A Good Thing. I Like, If I'm Funny A Little Bit On A Commercial And Then I Don't Need To Act Ever Again. "just Let Them See Me." And Then It Worked. I Got The Commercial. I Was On Tv. My Friends All Saw Me. I Was A Kind Of A Star At School For Like Three Days. And Then It Faded Away And I Was Hungry And I Had To Like Make Another Deal With God. I Remember It Still.

I Don't Have Any Real Spirituality In My Life - I'm Kind Of An Atheist - But When Music Can Take Me To The Highest Heights, It's Almost Like A Spiritual Feeling. It Fills That Void For Me.

I Don't Think Of Myself As A Great Improver. A Lot Of Times There's Long Periods Of Silence When Everyone In The Recording Studio Is Looking At Their Watch And Waiting For Me To Say Something. And I'm Searching Desperately In My Brain For Anything Before Something Dribbles Out.

If Beethoven And Bach Hooked Up With Mozart And Made A Band, They Could Be A Distant Runner Up To The D.

When I Was In High School I Fell For Pretty Much Any Girl I Ever Met. But I Was So Desperate That I Couldn't Get Any Of Them Because They Sensed My Desperation! After Many, Many Years, I Learned To Relax And Just Be Myself.