Funny Songs, That’s My Ticket. I Can’t

I Don't Think Of Myself As A Great Improver. A Lot Of Times There's Long Periods Of Silence When Everyone In The Recording Studio Is Looking At Their Watch And Waiting For Me To Say Something. And I'm Searching Desperately In My Brain For Anything Before Something Dribbles Out.

I'm An Aspiring Writer. I Hate That Phrase. You're Either A Writer Or You're Not.

I'd Just Like To Be In Films That I Would Like To See. I Think Of Myself As An Entertainment Arsenal. Like I Have My Acting Bazooka And My Music Machete. And You Don't Know What I'm Going To Come At You With.

With The Acting, It's Somebody Else's Brainchild, And I'm Just Sort Of Helping Flesh It Out. There's A Special Satisfaction To Being The Brains Behind The Operation.

I Love Satan. Christianity Is So Boring. If Star Wars Didn't Have That Evil Imprint, They Wouldn't Sell Two Tickets. Satan Sells Tickets. That Dude, Darth Maul, He Was Down With Satan. Put It This Way, Satan Loves To Party, He Loves To F**k And He Loves To Eat Rich, Delicious Food. Actually That Sounds A Lot Like Kyle Gass (his Bandmate).