Girls Are Like Pianos. When They're Not

Why Would I Make One Woman So Miserable When I Can Make So Many Women Very Happy?

Live Everyday As Though It's Your Last 'cause One Day You'll Be Right.

Have You Noticed That All The People In Favor Of Birth Control Are Already Born?

I Never Yell, I Never Tell, But I'm Grateful As Hell.

Before I Met Her, I Drank And Swore Without Reason... Now I Have A Reason.