Girls Are Like Pianos. When They're Not

That's What Show Business Is, Sincere Insincerity.

Do Unto Others, Then Run

I Thought I Couldn't Afford To Take Her Out And Smoke As Well. So I Gave Up Cigarettes. Then I Took Her Out And One Day I Looked At Her And Thought: 'oh Well,' And I Went Back To Smoking Again, And That Was Better.

Have You Noticed That All The People In Favor Of Birth Control Are Already Born?

Never Play Leapfrog With A Unicorn.