Never Play Leapfrog With A Unicorn.

Live Everyday As Though It's Your Last 'cause One Day You'll Be Right.

Did You Ever Notice That Everyone In Favour Of Birth Control Has Already Been Born ?

I Never Yell, I Never Tell, But I'm Grateful As Hell.

Girls Are Like Pianos. When They're Not Upright, They're Grand.

Roses Are Reddish Violets Are Bluish If It Weren't For Christmas We'd All Be Jewish.