Never Play Leapfrog With A Unicorn.

Those Hot Pants Of Hers Were So Damned Tight, I Could Hardly Breathe.

Never Play Leapfrog With A Unicorn.

I'm Not Against Half Naked Girls - Not As Often As I'd Like To Be.

Do Unto Others, Then Run

Girls Are Like Pianos. When They're Not Upright, They're Grand.