I'm Not Against Half Naked Girls -

Never Play Leapfrog With A Unicorn.

Roses Are Reddish Violets Are Bluish If It Weren't For Christmas We'd All Be Jewish.

Girls Are Like Pianos. When They're Not Upright, They're Grand.

Before I Met Her, I Drank And Swore Without Reason... Now I Have A Reason.

Why Would I Make One Woman So Miserable When I Can Make So Many Women Very Happy?