I'm Not Against Half Naked Girls -

I'm Not Against Half Naked Girls - Not As Often As I'd Like To Be.

Roses Are Reddish Violets Are Bluish If It Weren't For Christmas We'd All Be Jewish.

Before I Met Her, I Drank And Swore Without Reason... Now I Have A Reason.

The Odds Against There Being A Bomb On A Plane Are A Million To One, And Against Two Bombs A Million Times A Million To One. Next Time You Fly, Cut The Odds And Take A Bomb.

I Never Yell, I Never Tell, But I'm Grateful As Hell.