Those Hot Pants Of Hers Were So

Those Hot Pants Of Hers Were So Damned Tight, I Could Hardly Breathe.

Did You Ever Notice That Everyone In Favour Of Birth Control Has Already Been Born ?

Do Unto Others, Then Run

Roses Are Reddish Violets Are Bluish If It Weren't For Christmas We'd All Be Jewish.

I Never Yell, I Never Tell, But I'm Grateful As Hell.