Live Everyday As Though It's Your Last

Girls Are Like Pianos. When They're Not Upright, They're Grand.

Have You Noticed That All The People In Favor Of Birth Control Are Already Born?

Why Would I Make One Woman So Miserable When I Can Make So Many Women Very Happy?

Those Hot Pants Of Hers Were So Damned Tight, I Could Hardly Breathe.

Did You Ever Notice That Everyone In Favour Of Birth Control Has Already Been Born ?