Live Everyday As Though It's Your Last

I'm Not Against Half Naked Girls - Not As Often As I'd Like To Be.

I Thought I Couldn't Afford To Take Her Out And Smoke As Well. So I Gave Up Cigarettes. Then I Took Her Out And One Day I Looked At Her And Thought: 'oh Well,' And I Went Back To Smoking Again, And That Was Better.

Did You Ever Notice That Everyone In Favour Of Birth Control Has Already Been Born ?

Before I Met Her, I Drank And Swore Without Reason... Now I Have A Reason.

Roses Are Reddish Violets Are Bluish If It Weren't For Christmas We'd All Be Jewish.