Do Unto Others, Then Run

Why Would I Make One Woman So Miserable When I Can Make So Many Women Very Happy?

I Thought I Couldn't Afford To Take Her Out And Smoke As Well. So I Gave Up Cigarettes. Then I Took Her Out And One Day I Looked At Her And Thought: 'oh Well,' And I Went Back To Smoking Again, And That Was Better.

I'm Not Against Half Naked Girls - Not As Often As I'd Like To Be.

That's What Show Business Is, Sincere Insincerity.

Roses Are Reddish Violets Are Bluish If It Weren't For Christmas We'd All Be Jewish.