Girls Are Soft And Pretty.

He Has A 5 Year Plan... What Is It, Don't Die?

I Wasn't A Kid Growing Up Thinking, 'one Day I'll Get An Oscar And Make A Speech.' That Wasn't On My Mind.

I'm Filthy Rich! It's Good To Be Adam Sandler!

When I'm Around The Kids I Feel Like I Act The Most Grown-up Just Because You're Supposed To. And I Say Things, Like Every Other Day, That Remind Me Of My Own Parents.

Having A Kid Is Great... As Long As His Eyes Are Closed And He's Not Moving Or Speaking.