Give Now. Somewhere, Someone Feels Crappy. You

If You Want To Get Rid Of Counterfeit Money, Put It In The Collection Plate At Church.

Age Is A Hell Of A Price To Pay For Wisdom.

I Would Never Want To Be A Member Of A Group Whose Symbol Was A Guy Nailed To Two Pieces Of Wood.

The Reason I Talk To Myself Is That I'm The Only One Whose Answers I Accept.

I Don't Have A Fear Of Heights. I Do, However, Have A Fear Of Falling From Heights.