Growing Old Is Something You Do If

I Must Confess, I Was Born At A Very Early Age.

Only One Man In A Thousand Is A Leader Of Men -- The Other 999 Follow Women.

If Income Tax Is The Price You Have To Pay To Keep The Government On Its Feet, Alimony Is The Price We Have To Pay For Sweeping A Woman Off Hers.

I Was Married By A Judge. I Should Have Asked For A Jury.

Come On In Girls, And Leave All Hope Behind.