He Knew He Was Joe Dimaggio, And

Hell, Lou (gehrig) It Took Fifteen Years To Get You Out Of A Game. Sometimes I'm Out In Fifteen Minutes.

I've Got A New Invention. It's A Revolving Bowl For Tired Goldfish.

No One Hit Home Runs The Way Babe (ruth) Did. They Were Something Special. They Were Like Homing Pigeons. The Ball Would Leave The Bat, Pause Briefly, Suddenly Gain Its Bearings, Then Take Off For The Stands.

I'm The Guy That Made Joe Dimaggio Famous.

If You Don't Throw It, They Can't Hit It.