He's Not Fit To Lace My Boots

People Say I Slept With Seven Miss Worlds, I Didn't. It Was Only Four, I Didn't Turn Up For The Other Three

I Was Ill, And Everyone Could See It But Me.

If I Had Been Born Ugly, You Would Have Never Heard Of Pele

I Want To Be Remembered For My Football And The Pleasure I Gave People.

I've Stopped Drinking, But Only While I'm Asleep.