He That Searches For Praise Will Often

A Readiness To Excuse Some Faults, Shows A Disposition To Commit Others.

In Math, You Could Get 100 Percent. It Was Very Fair. That's What I Liked About Math. You Could Figure It Out, And The Teacher Couldn't Have A Stupid Opinion About It.

The Young Compliment Their Greatness On The Number Of Their Friends; The Old, On The Confidence Of Them.

In Estimating The Adversities Of Life, We Would Seldom Have Much Reason To Complain Of The Evils We Suffer, Did We Understand The Dangers We Daily Escape.

Stand-up Has The Best Writers, Because It's The Hardest Writing By A Million Miles.