Home Is Where You Hang Your Head.

Do You Suppose I Could Buy Back My Introduction To You?

If You Want To See A Comic Strip, You Should See Me In The Shower.

Here Lies Groucho Marx And Lies And Lies And Lies P.s. He Never Kissed An Ugly Girl.

Every Time Someone Turns On A Tv, I Go In The Other Room And Read.

I Started Smoking As Soon As I Went On The Stage. I'd Make Cigars Out Of The Morning World When I Was A Kid.