How About This John Edwards Thing? Imagine

George W. Bush Loves Golf Because It's Like The Election--low Score Wins.

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In Huntington Beach, California, Three Police Instructors Lost Their Jobs After Ordering Two Cadets Who Were Caught Smoking To Eat Cigarette Sandwiches As Punishment. And Of Course The Tobacco Companies Are Thinking, 'cigarette Sandwiches - What A Great Idea.'

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9% Would Give Up Sex For The Remote Control. 91% Has Already Given Up Sex For The Remote Control!